According to the letter in front of me, it turns out that my mobile phone company didn't mean to send me a cheque for eighty quid. Oh well, it's not like they gave me long enough to spend it anyway.

I've got a nasty crick in my neck. I have no idea where it came from, but it's making everything a misery. I would like to report on some fantastic discovery I've made, but there isn't one. I'd like to talk about all the exciting current events, but US midterm elections have dominated the news for two days and it's just not adrenalin pumping stuff.

Instead, I am simply going to leave you with the impression that I am not in a particularly good mood this evening.