It occurred to me at some point today that I have never shared the following life-critical information.

1. The Bourbon
2. McVities Mint Chocolate Digestive (special occasions only)
3. McVities Dark Chocolate Digestive
4. The Foxes Cream (too sweet for everyday use)
5. The Gingernut
6. The Malted Milk (chew around the cows for most enjoyment)
7. Jammy Dodger
8. The (Controversial) Jaffa Cake
9. Squashed Fly Biscuits
10. Rich Tea (to be eaten with plenty of liquids)

The Hobnob is like eating sandpaper, and creates an uncontrollable mess. It is most certainly not in the top ten biscuits.

These are cold, hard facts and I realise maybe hard for some people to swallow, but you can’t argue with the truth.

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